1=me smells something bad... | me looks at %tn | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan The smell is gone!
2=me gags %tn and stuffs him in a cow suit. | me throws %tn into a corral with a horny bull. | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan <<Mmmmooooo!>>
3=me notices that weeds are popping up everywhere. | me spots a weed in %chan $+ . | me calls the Orkin man. | me sees the Orkin man spray %tn | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan $me mails %tn the bill
4=me pulls down the switch to the elctric chair. | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan $me makes an omlette with %tn $+ 's brains
5=me grabs %tn by the hair and jams him face first into the tiolet. | me does the royal flush | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan ba-WHOOOOOSH!
6=me looks to his left... then to his right. | me takes out a little black bag and points it at %tn | me watches as %tn is attacked by a mob of pirhana clams!!! | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan Ouch-That's GOTTA hurt!
7=me reaches into one of his many pockets. | me draws forth a wand with an emerald tip. | me points the wand at %tn and utters arcane words of power... | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan *POOF* %tn has disappeared!!!
8=me pulls out a sharp battle axe and slices off %tn $+ 's head... | me watches the head roll the the floor, covering %chan with blood... | me slings the axe over his shoulder and laughs with murderous glee! | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan fuck off
9=me tosses %tn into a mircrowave oven and sets the dial on 'HIGH'... | .timer 1 2 say BEEP! | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan KA-BAAAAM!
10=me *** LAMER PROTECTION ENGAGED *** | me Beeeeeep Beeeeeep Beeeeeep | me has detected a lamer, lowering targets on the lamer | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan Lamer problem resolved!
11=me loads a laser guided AARM-32b smartbomb into the F-16E. | me watches as the sights level on %tn $+ . | say %tn $+ , look out below!!! | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan Pounded 20 feet off the ground
12=me looks into %tn $+ 's eyes. | me approaches %tn with lightning speed. | me pauses to look one last time at %tn $+ 's panic stricken face. | me punches %tn $+ 's head from his neck with inhuman strength | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan %tn has lost his head
13=me puts on his black hood. | me escorts %tn to the guillotine. | say Any final requests before the blade drops? | say No? Good! | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan -CHOP-
14=me and %tn are waiting at the bus stop. | me watches as the bus approaches... | me nudges %tn out into traffic before the bus can stop | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan You gonna eat this lunch?
15=me smells something terrible. | me figures out that it's %tn who smells like a dead elephant on a hot summer's day. | me decides to send %tn to the cleaners. | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan put it on my tab
16=me watches too much Mr. Wizzard. | me decides to try an experiment. | say Now %tn you hold this putty, while I hook up these wires... | me feigns shock as %tn $+ 's ass is blown into next week! | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan for my next experiment...
17=say 10 | .timer 1 2 say 9 | .timer 1 4 say 8 | .timer 1 6 say 7 | .timer 1 8 say 6 | .timer 1 10 say 5 | .timer 1 12 say 4 | .timer 1 14 say 3 | .timer 1 16 say 2 | .timer 1 18 say 1 | .timer 1 20 tb %tn | .timer 1 20 tk %tn %chan %kickbanmsg
18=me notices that %tn keeps begging for ops | me being the nice guy he is decides to op %tn | .auser 17 %tn | mode %chan +o %tn
19=me smells something bad... | me looks at %tn | tk %tn %chan The smell is gone!
20=me gags %tn and stuffs him in a cow suit. | me throws %tn into a corral with a horny bull. | tk %tn %chan <<Mmmmooooo!>>
21=me notices that weeds are popping up everywhere. | me spots a weed in %chan $+ . | me calls the Orkin man. | me sees the Orkin man spray %tn | tk %tn %chan $me mails %tn the bill
22=me pulls down the switch to the elctric chair. | tk %tn %chan $me makes an omlette with %tn $+ 's brains
23=me grabs %tn by the hair and jams him face first into the tiolet. | me does the royal flush | tk %tn %chan ba-WHOOOOOSH!
24=me looks to his left... then to his right. | me takes out a little black bag and points it at %tn | me watches as %tn is attacked by a mob of pirhana clams!!! | tk %tn %chan Ouch-That's GOTTA hurt!
25=me reaches into one of his many pockets. | me draws forth a wand with an emerald tip. | me points the wand at %tn and utters arcane words of power... | tk %tn %chan *POOF* %tn has disappeared!!!
26=me pulls out a sharp battle axe and slices off %tn $+ 's head... | me watches the head roll the the floor, covering %chan with blood... | me slings the axe over his shoulder and laughs with murderous glee! | tk %tn %chan fuck off
27=me tosses %tn into a mircrowave oven and sets the dial on 'HIGH'... | .timer 1 2 say BEEP! | tk %tn %chan KA-BAAAAM!
28=me *** LAMER PROTECTION ENGAGED *** | me Beeeeeep Beeeeeep Beeeeeep | me has detected a lamer, lowering targets on the lamer | tk %tn %chan Lamer problem resolved!
29=me loads a laser guided AARM-32b smartbomb into the F-16E. | me watches as the sights level on %tn $+ . | say %tn $+ , look out below!!! | tk %tn %chan Pounded 20 feet off the ground
30=me looks into %tn $+ 's eyes. | me approaches %tn with lightning speed. | me pauses to look one last time at %tn $+ 's panic stricken face. | me punches %tn $+ 's head from his neck with inhuman strength | tk %tn %chan %tn has lost his head
31=me puts on his black hood. | me escorts %tn to the guillotine. | say Any final requests before the blade drops? | say No? Good! | tk %tn %chan -CHOP-
32=me and %tn are waiting at the bus stop. | me watches as the bus approaches... | me nudges %tn out into traffic before the bus can stop | tk %tn %chan You gonna eat this lunch?
33=me smells something terrible. | me figures out that it's %tn who smells like a dead elephant on a hot summer's day. | me decides to send %tn to the cleaners. | tk %tn %chan put it on my tab
34=me watches too much Mr. Wizzard. | me decides to try an experiment. | say Now %tn you hold this putty, while I hook up these wires... | me feigns shock as %tn $+ 's ass is blown into next week! | tk %tn %chan for my next experiment...
35=say 10 | .timer 1 2 say 9 | .timer 1 4 say 8 | .timer 1 6 say 7 | .timer 1 8 say 6 | .timer 1 10 say 5 | .timer 1 12 say 4 | .timer 1 14 say 3 | .timer 1 16 say 2 | .timer 1 18 say 1 | .timer 1 20 tk %tn %chan %kickmsg
36=me notices that %tn keeps begging for ops | me being the nice guy he is decides to op %tn | .auser 18 %tn | mode %chan +o %tn
37=me tells %tn Yeah, I heard you... but... | tk %tn %chan Frankly My Dear, I don't give a damn!!!
38=me thinks %tn needs an enema... | me pulls out a chainsaw and jams it up %tn $+ 's ass! | tk %tn %chan Vroom!!!
39=me thinks %tn needs an enema... | me pulls out a chainsaw and jams it up %tn $+ 's ass! | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan Vroom!!!